Catholic schism edges closer as rival factions consider their own popemobiles

The latest schism within the Catholic Church is deepening, with rival factions growing so divided that the article humorously raises the prospect of duelling popemobiles. The piece highlights mounting doctrinal and organisational tensions inside the Church. The author sardonically notes it is hard to imagine an Italian automaker defying the Vatican to build an "antipopemobile" for dissenters.